Hey all. Me again. One day later, right?
Well, turns out that in the scheme of things, I... really don't know how to plan things very well with payment systems.
Looks like for the moment I'll have to stick with Cash App because the Paypal system really doesn't want to be friendly with me. Like at all. They want you to make multiple buttons and links for different products when you can't actually do that for this site. I wish I was joking but they try to make you do specific pricing when this page is like "Nope! If you have different items, you get different pricing!" Not to mention multiple items.
Using the Paypal system doesn't actually work here unless some major changes are done on either side of the scenario.
So, anyone who buys from me? Be ready for doing some cash app use. I horribly apologize, btw. I'm honestly not smart enough to figure out PayPal's business system, I guess.